Thicc

I gained weight recently

but at least my ass got thicker.

After all,

you can't offer over the counter service

if the backdoor isn't up to standards.

My nutritionist tells me I get more weight

when I lift more,

and hell if that hasn't been the case,

the invisible dumbbells pressing harder against my hips.

I may be no heavy weight lighter

but I lift my spirits every day

nurture every family member and friend:

All a pretty big briefcase to carry.